A heart Melting

A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!

Jan, 17 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 1579 views Jokes > English Jokes

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