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A heart Melting
A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1593 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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School girl : I
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In A Book Shop
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Why do u take
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Teacher:The best
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Husband 1: Why
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A lady had 8 sons
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Q: If a devil
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First Lady-"If
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Man-i want a divorce
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A lady gave an
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