Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down