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Whats the height
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     96 chars (1 sms)     806 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Student goes
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
Physics teachr saw
Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!
Kid: 'Mom who
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Man-i want a divorce
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Father: What was
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Police to a drunkard:
Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.
I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
1st thief:Oh !
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
Man Conducting Marketing
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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