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A Student goes
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
  
Jan, 17 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     955 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Men who have
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Principal 2 students
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Two beggars met.
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He said... Do
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TEACHER== Name
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Driver:is der no
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Why there are
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