Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..

Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.