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Man1: I do not
Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other
  
Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     723 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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