TEACHER== Name

TEACHER== Name
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
  

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness