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Jan, 17 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     914 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy- From the
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Teacher:The best
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Tcher: 3 grls are
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
MAchine inventd 2
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
Teacher: pappu, name
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Wife:Yester-night
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
when u kiss an
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi
Somu:2day my
Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
somu:mobile bill kitna
somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
Man-i want a divorce
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

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