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What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
  
Jan, 17 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     849 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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School girl : I
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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somu:mobile bill kitna
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Son: Dad, what is an
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
Girl: Do U love
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
Teachefour beautiful ladies
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
Whats the height
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
A boy goes to
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
What did one magnet
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
“Me sick, no
“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Husband says"When
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

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