What is the next

What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
  

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A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.