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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     2113 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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