English Teacher: Make

English Teacher: Make
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1034 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
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da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy