English Teacher: Make

English Teacher: Make
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     2182 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.