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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     2118 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A father to his
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Santa's wife dies.
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Gal: Do u have
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A lady had 8 sons
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A girl wearing
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There was this lover
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