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English Teacher: Make
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     2136 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do u take
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History TeacheFrom
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Gal: Do u have
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Author: "I'm convinced
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Husband 1: Why
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Husband says"When
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I bought my wife
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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A Student goes
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.

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