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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1599 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband 1: Why
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Height of technical
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Q:Why most men
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Teacher : Peter,why
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School girl : I
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What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
A cop stops a
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
Santa's wife dies.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again
Wife: Why are
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Why does history
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