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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     2122 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Gujju boy fillin
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He said... Do
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A pregnant lady
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Judge to accused:
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Wife: Darling today
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Doctor to lady:
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Commerce professor
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