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Father: What was
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
  
Jan, 17 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1010 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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History TeacheFrom
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Commerce professor
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Boy- From the
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Reporter: How does
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Movie director:in
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WIFE: What Should
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Sir:Can ppl
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Husband to wife
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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