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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed

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