Wife: You always

Wife: You always
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
  

Jan, 17 2012     344 chars (3 sms)     794 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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