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Yakin pe yakin

Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost Raah chalte ko bewakuf banate hai dost Sharbat bol kar daru pilate hai dost Par kuch bhi kaho saale bahut yaad ate hai dost.

Samay aave tyare

Samay aave tyare hu samay thi daru 6u,jo jov hu laash to maut thi daru 6u,na karso mane judo tamarathi o dosto, kem k hu tamari pal pal ni dosti mate maru chhu

Sansaar udhwast karite daru...

Sansaar udhwast karite daru... Sansar udhvast karite daaru???mhanun sangto.....sansar nakakaru !......Only Enjoy daru..! "Happy Gataari"

Sardar ko peete

Sardar ko peete dkh American bola: aapne daru me Pani b nahi dala?SARDAAbe hum Sardar h, itna paani to DARU dekh kar hi Muh me aa Jata Hai

Wife: Kya kar rahe

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.

Cop 2 Sharabi:

Cop 2 Sharabi:Whr r u goin? Shrabi:Daru pine se nuksan pe Parvachan Sunne Cop:Itni Raat ko kaun prvachn deta hai? Sharabi:Patni Aur Saas

Devdas ne daru

Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--

Happy Holi! Celebrate

Happy Holi! Celebrate with Crackers & Diyas.Daru mat pina . Maine bhi nahi pee hai , Chadh jati hai. Sachhi.Merry Xmas once again.Take care!Happy birthday.

Jab koi baat bigad

Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..

DARU se NASHA

DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.

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