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FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!

Jan, 17 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 938 views Jokes > English Jokes

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