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FathWhich r d 2 hardest things U learnt in College?Son: Opening Beer botles wth teeth & Lighting Cigarete wth only 1 Match Left In Heavy wind!
  
Jan, 17 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     920 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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