Pappu: Mom, when

Pappu: Mom, when
Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap
  

Jan, 17 2012     186 chars (2 sms)     1768 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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