A boy goes to

A boy goes to
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1903 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners