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A boy goes to
A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1599 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband:You know
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Q: If a Devil catches
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Movie director:in
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A man phones a
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TEACHER== Name
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Honey, when we
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young girl praying:
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Why do u take
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Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Wife was teaching
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