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A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     987 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man runs home
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Dad : Son, what
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Rampa: what is
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Teacher:Draw A
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TeacheHow come you
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Wife: I hate the
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WIFE : " I wish I
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I asked my wife,
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I bought my wife
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In A Book Shop
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Honey, when we
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