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Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     873 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: Why are husbands
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If your wife wants
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Technical question:
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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
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Wife: I hate the
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PAPPU : Daddy,
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1st thief:Oh !
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A Grl & a Boy
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Why r Egyptian
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