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Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     977 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest
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Do you believe that
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If your wife wants
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Why there are
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FATHEHow r ur
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TEACHER== Name
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU
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Why do u take
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Man:I'm looking
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