Teacher: Sonu, your

Teacher: Sonu, your
Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     968 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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