Movie director:in

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

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What do you

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What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Do you want to

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History Teacher : From

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Why do elephants

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Lady:Is this my

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Why do u take

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