Q kiSike khyalo

Q kiSike khyalo
Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!
  

Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1104 views       Funny

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How to develop positive thinking?Ans: Watch F-TV b'coz u always think arey yaar...ok..thek hai...ye nahi to agli model ke kapde mai se kuch jaroor dikhega.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"
U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.
You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.
Duniya mein bewafai aam baat hai,Ab Sooraj ko hi dekh lo niklta Roshni ke saath hai,Rehta Kiran ke saath hai,Aur jaata Sandhya ke saath hai....
Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Mujhe SMS Na Karke Zalim tu Kitne Paise BaChAyEgA.
Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss
Bachelors schedule Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbaadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next!!!
Y word 'Women' begin with a 'W' ?Bcoz all major Questions begin with 'W'.What ?Why?Where?When?Who?Whom?With Whom?Which??
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far