Q kiSike khyalo

Q kiSike khyalo
Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!
  

Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1020 views       Funny

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