The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.

Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro, ladki chhedo SENDAL se mat daro,har ladki ko PRAPOS karo inkar se na daro,GITA me likha he karm karo PHAL ki chinta mat karo.

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...

Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, u know...?" Intel inside, mental outside ".ha..ha..ha..

Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door,Ram opens..Ravan stands thinkingGuess what?????Kis mooh se maafi mangu??

If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!