Tum haste raho

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Tum haste raho
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
  
Jan, 14 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     2457 views       Funny

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