Tum haste raho

Tum haste raho
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
  

Jan, 14 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     2423 views       Funny

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