A man in US kicks

A man in US kicks
A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.
  

Jan, 13 2012     251 chars (2 sms)     930 views       Funny

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