i want u 2 know

i want u 2 know
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     849 views       Funny

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