Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai

Q kiSike khyalo me khoya jaye?Q kiSiki yado me roya jaye?iS dunya k jhamele me padna hi bekar, Aaj SunDay he chalo jibhar k Soya jaye...!Happy SunDay...!

Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry.

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!

The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!

so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE