Thngs in Boys room

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Thngs in Boys room
Thngs in Boys room b4 marrge- Perfums, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, posters nd lots more Aftr marriage- Painkilers, Loan papr, Unpaid bils..
  
Jan, 13 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1347 views       Funny

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