If U sneeze once,

If U sneeze once,
If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
  

Jan, 14 2012     163 chars (2 sms)     965 views       Funny

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