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The three dreams
The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,
  
Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1073 views       Funny

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Lost in a zoo
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
Mon to Sun,
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE
CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!
2 ways to suicide
2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!
Q : what is the
Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.
Wife:Yester-night I
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
A prsn who surrenders
A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband !
when the blue,
when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.
Mere dost ki ek
Mere dost ki ek saheli thi,dosti hui to paheli thi,pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,aur shadi hui to pata chalagrant road ki CHAMELI thi.
It is difficult to
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
Q: What kind of
Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
Defination of a NURSE
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