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The three dreams
The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,
  
Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1011 views       Funny

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an IDEA can
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She is HOt!She is
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Hey, I just got
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Reality is an illusion
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Police officeExcuse
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