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The three dreams
The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,
  
Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     955 views       Funny

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Why does d bride
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Q :- How do you
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Husband & wife are
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
1commerce Walikya gaali
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
Apne Teacherz Ki
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Sir to Student: What
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Light can replace
Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement
Lips jab lips se
Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai . . . . . . . . . Hamesha galath mat socha karo. Muh band ho jata hai aur kya..
Honey Said,"I'm
Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'
Its RAININ these
Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!
U hav cute eyes
U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.

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