The three dreams

The three dreams
The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,
  

Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1058 views       Funny

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