The three dreams

The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,

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Whats Karan Johar

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It takes 15 trees

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Why does a man

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Gud Morning… Kindly

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Tip to reduce alcohal

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i love U ilove U

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Ever since I

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Some one.......miss u

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