Tere gum me tarap

Tere gum me tarap
Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.
  

Jan, 13 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     1220 views       Funny

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