Tere gum me tarap

Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.

Jan, 13 2012 146 chars (1 sms) 1090 views Funny

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