Jab koi baat bigad

Jab koi baat bigad
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..
  

Jan, 13 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1568 views       Funny

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