SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone

SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone
SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta".
  

Jan, 13 2012     148 chars (1 sms)     2635 views       Funny

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Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:
A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girl"s hand & girl in return touched boy"s hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D"
EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!
Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang
Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-
2eyes r best frnds Both wil blink 4gethe, move,cry,c &sleep 2gether.Bt if dey c a girl,only 1wil blink.Moral:A girl cn break any relation
First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis
Whats the most confusing day in america?...Thinking?.....Still thinking? .......Fathers day!