Zindgi kitni pyari

Zindgi kitni pyari
Zindgi kitni pyari hogi…?JabAap honge Hum Honge aur Hamare chhote-chhote pyare-pyare khubsurat se Shararti se"SMS HONGE"..
  

Jan, 13 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     873 views       Funny

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