I cnt msg u til

I cnt msg u til
I cnt msg u til nxt 2weeks i m going2 USA nothin special sala Bush ne 3monthSe wite house ka rent nahi diya,vasul karna hai!
  

Jan, 13 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1040 views       Funny

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