Why is Gandhiji smiling on

Why is Gandhiji smiling on
Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..
  

Jan, 13 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     1014 views       Funny

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