THE best frnd

THE best frnd
THE best frnd is 1who stands in ur exam hall n says HOW MUCH WIL U WRITE COME FAST"GIRLS ARE LEAVING"
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     751 views       Funny

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