Police officeExcuse

Police officeExcuse
Police officeExcuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owneAre you crazy? My dog can not even ride a bicycle.
  

Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     985 views       Funny

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ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear
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