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Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

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Girl to her boyfriend:

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Man runs home

Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.

Sam to Ram:Did

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Teacher:The best

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Driver:is der no

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Height of technical

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

Sir:B quiet boys

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Q:There is always

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Men who have

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

D bos came

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A Grl & a Boy

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Hus: Do you know

Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever

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