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Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
  

Jan, 17 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     2061 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'