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Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

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Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Pappu: Mom, when

Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap

Devdas’s matrimonial

Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.

Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Boy- From the

Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

He said... Do

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

TEACHER== Name

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

Height of technical

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

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