Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens