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Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

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Young Son: Is it

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Doc & engg loved

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Two beggars met.

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The two partners

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Boy Asks A Girl:

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Son: Mummy, dad

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Sir:B quiet boys

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A father to his

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Movie director

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