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Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

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What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far

DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

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