Q:Why most men

Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
  

Jan, 17 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     1244 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.