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Q:Why most men
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
  
Jan, 17 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     1008 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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young girl praying:
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Hello My son
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In A Book Shop
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College Joke of the
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da cocktail party
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Q. What do men
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Movie director
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