Teen boy:Dad I

Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14

Jan, 17 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1176 views Jokes > English Jokes

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