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Teen boy:Dad I
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
  
Jan, 17 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1105 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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