I asked my wife,

I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
  

Jan, 17 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     898 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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