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A sardar on an i
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  
Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2083 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Santa's wife dies.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again
Husband: Today is
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Teacher:The best
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Movie director
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TeacheHow come you
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A pregnant lady
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A new Boy joins
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Never Explain Yourself
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What does Santa
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Teacher: Now, Johny
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Boss: Drive slow.
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Man1: I do not
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