A sardar on an i

A sardar on an i
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  

Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     1097 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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