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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  
Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2318 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: Why are
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judge-what you
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WIFE : " I wish I
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Boy friend is
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A Gujju boy fillin
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Q: What did the
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Husband:You know
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Can I go to
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Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Movie director:in
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
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