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A sardar on an i
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  
Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2290 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Customer: Waiter,
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Mr A: my wife
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PAPPU : Daddy,
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A girl wearing
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Wife:Yester-night
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Elephant &Ant were
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Husband to wife
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
I bought my wife
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Boy: Mummy, if
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Boy:My Gf broke
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