A sardar on an i

A sardar on an i
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
  

Jan, 17 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     1327 views       Jokes > English Jokes

more English Jokes SMS Messages

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction
Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!