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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
  

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Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....
TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!