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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.

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