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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
  
Jan, 17 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1378 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Commerce professor
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
History Teacher : From
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
tom enters kitchen
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
Wife: Why are
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Teacher : If u have
Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS
Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
A company held a
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
Boss: Drive slow.
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
There was this lover
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Husband says"When
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
Two Cockroach were
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..

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