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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
  

Jan, 17 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1353 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..