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Jan, 17 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     931 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Elephant &Ant were walking on a bridgeThen D elephant lookd down 2the river Sudenly ant Bited D elephant.Why?Bcoz ants wife was bathing in D river.
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.