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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
  

Jan, 17 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     843 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"
da cocktail party 1 woman said to another "Aren't u wearing ur wedding ring on da wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married da wrong man."
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!