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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
  

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Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
JUDGE:WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?MAN:Ur Honour, it\'s Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once,than ----SHOOTING a Man Every Month
TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.