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Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
  
Jan, 17 2012     87 chars (1 sms)     935 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Father: What was
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Q: If a Devil catches
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I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
Mr A: my wife
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Teache Give An
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Somu:2day my
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History TeacheFrom
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An AMERICAN couple on
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What is D diff.
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Movie director:in
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Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Two men were
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