Little Johnny: Teacher,

Little Johnny: Teacher,
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
  

Jan, 17 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     1026 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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