After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap