What is D diff.

What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

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