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What is D diff.
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
  
Jan, 17 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     1576 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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