What is D diff.

What is D diff.
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.
  

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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