I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.

Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.