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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
  
Jan, 17 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     1398 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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