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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.
  
Jan, 17 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     1329 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why r Egyptian
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Customer: Waiter,
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Every man wants
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Do you want to
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Husband:You know
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D bos came
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History Teacher : From
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I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
Can I go to
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Sardar to Mali :
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Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Kid: 'Mom who
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