santa was looking

santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."

Jan, 17 2012 132 chars (1 sms) 941 views Jokes > English Jokes

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