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santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
  
Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     968 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:Why most men
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Young Son: Is it
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Wife: u know,
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Q. What do men
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Sardar to Mali :
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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What is the next
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He said... Do
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Boy:My Gf broke
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Principal 2 students
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