santa was looking

santa was looking
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
  

Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1312 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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