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santa was looking
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
  
Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1413 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man1: I do not
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Movie director:in
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When I was young
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Teacher: Now, Johny
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Q: What did the
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PAPPU : Daddy,
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The two partners
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Q. What do men
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Q: Why did the
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Man runs home
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T'CHER:What do
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