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santa was looking
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
  
Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1338 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A lady had 8 sons
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What do you
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Teacher:I wish
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FATHEHow r ur
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