What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun Lady : here take it Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun. Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.