Sir:G.Washington

Sir:G.Washington
Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.
  

Jan, 17 2012     196 chars (2 sms)     937 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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