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Dad: if u Pass i
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
  
Jan, 17 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     765 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A new Boy joins
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Wife:Honey wht
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Movie director:in
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A cop stops a
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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judge-what you
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Wife: Darling today
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Boy: I am not
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Husband to wife
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Girl to her boyfriend:
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Doctor to lady:
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