Dad: if u Pass i

Dad: if u Pass i
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
  

Jan, 17 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     759 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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