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A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1129 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:There is always
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Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Teachefour beautiful ladies
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Why do u take
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Wife:Yester-night
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Boy & girl in
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