A girl wearing

A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
  

Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1247 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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