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A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1252 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I went to see the
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A little kid asks
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Q:Why most men
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Mr A: my wife
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Mr.bean said to
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Man runs home
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
Do you believe that
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WIFE: What Should
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Wife: Darling today
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