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A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1214 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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An American couple
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In A Book Shop
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A pregnant lady
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A company held a
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young girl praying:
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A lady gave an
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Q: What did the
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Devdas’s matrimonial
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