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A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
  
Jan, 17 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1405 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:"Now,
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
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Wife:Yester-night
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Q: If a Devil catches
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A Student goes
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Q: Why do brides
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Dad : Son, what
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