Santa's wife dies.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

Jan, 17 2012 141 chars (1 sms) 1475 views Jokes > English Jokes

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