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Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     953 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man calls mental
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Never Explain Yourself
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Judge to accused:
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
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Sardar to Mali :
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Movie director
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A boy saw a
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Father: What was
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Thief : quickly hand
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History TeacheFrom
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