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Q: If a devil
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
  
Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1075 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband says"When
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A heart Melting
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Wife:Yester-night
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Pappu: Mom, when
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Young Son: Is it
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Whats the height
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Commerce professor
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When I was young
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Author: "I'm convinced
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