Husband 1: Why

Husband 1: Why
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
  

Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     2514 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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