Devdas’s matrimonial

Devdas’s matrimonial
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
  

Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1548 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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