Devdas’s matrimonial

Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.

Jan, 17 2012 132 chars (1 sms) 973 views Jokes > English Jokes

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