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Kid: 'Mom who
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
  
Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     924 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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An englishman, bihari
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Dad : Son, what
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What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Dad:Why aren't
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Man-i want a divorce
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Two Cockroach were
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
FATHEHow r ur
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What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
College Joke of the
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T'CHER:What do
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A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
WIFE: What Should
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.

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