Kid: 'Mom who

Kid: 'Mom who
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     963 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!